Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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