Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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