can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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