Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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