You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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