It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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