i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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