I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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