You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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