this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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