I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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