the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My vagina just clenched in fear
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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