Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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