Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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