Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I have fence marks all over my body
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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