Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
there's paper in my vomit.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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