So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
