i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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