her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we made out on top of his cat.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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