walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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