look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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