we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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