apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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