It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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