the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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