We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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