Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended

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(607): View more from New York

I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car

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(303): View more from Colorado

maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.

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(317): View more from Indiana

She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!

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Thanks, mom, will do

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows

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