Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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