We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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