beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
