This girl is more easily done than said...
He kissed a someone with a penis
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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