Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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