grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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