I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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