Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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