Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
