My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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