dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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