Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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