fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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