love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
