Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
