i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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