Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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