So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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