using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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