is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Mom said you looked used
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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