I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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