That's intense
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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