Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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