Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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