If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
How's work?
Spinning.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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