There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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