marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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