She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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