So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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