i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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