And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
